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I washed my hands in my daughter’s bathroom tonight and used some of her lotion afterwards. (I’ve been really worried about my cuticle health.) I figured it was just a bottle of Natural Jergens or something, and it would smell like just regular lotion.
NOPE.
I’m pretty sure she poured in some perfume in there, because now my hands smell like a girl.
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sparkgrrl658 said:
that’s okay, it could be worse. one time, my ex called me up asking how i washed glitter off. he then advised me that, were i to grow a dick, to never let my girlfriend just use whatever lotion was closest to give me a handjob.
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portorock said:
AS USALLY
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