things from some dude

Notes &

Monday Musings

  • Abstinence is easy to teach people if you have them picture Newt Gingrich and his wife at a swingers party.
  • After putting out a request for Scramble With Friends players, I’m now going to limit that to people who are horrible, because I’m getting my ass kicked over and over.
  • I want to quit this job and work in the porn industry, either as a reviewer or as a dialogue specialist. I can create some serious porn dialogue into just about anything.
  • I’m really not caring about football, well mostly since the college season is over and the Steelers were knocked off.
  • Baseball season is only a few weeks away.
  • I have a lot of other musings, but I can’t remember them right now.
  • Maybe I’ll remember them later.