“Did you get into this lane for a reason, other than TO PISS ME THE FUCK OFF?”

“Oh no, please, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TIME.”

to the man crossing two lanes with no signal to turn into a church: “YOU BETTER GO PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL AND THAT SHIT YOU JUST PULLED”

“I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS FUCK WITH STEPHEN DAY”

“Oh hey there seemingly hot chick, you probably shouldn’t be driving and applying foundation or whatever the fuck you call that shit. Also HAI.”

“Oh look at this asshole driving ON the white line. He’s a habitual line driver. And also a prick.”

“What you’re doing is not called driving, it’s called BEING A FUCKASS.”

“SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, MR. I CANT CHOOSE A FUCKING LANE”

I’m usually a pretty happy dude.