March 2011
“They lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at...”
– THE SHEEN. (via teamsheen)
February 2011
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snackajawea replied to your audio post: Sunday Morning Music P.M. Dawn - I’d Die Without…
This is the funky toes movie, right?
YUP. It was one of the last decent movies that Eddie Murphy made.
I GOT A FEVER!!!
And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL.
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Today I ate...
Your mom.
j/k I had a burrito.
And then your mom.
Discovery Launch (4minutes from now) →
Thanks to angleofattack for the heads up.
In today's episode of SHUT THE FUCK UP...
Paralegal and Internet Radio Blogger from UTAH, Dan Baltes, has filed paperwork to recall some of the absent WISCONSIN Senators.
Someone tries to strong-arm the political process by absenting themselves out of the process and I see that as an assault on our republic…
SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID
bananacasts replied to your audio post: Skip the wine and the candlelight, no Cristal…
Geez, squib, just come out and say you want me.
I didn’t want to turn you off because I’m all out of Cristal.
Well I guess I'm now gonna start blaming...
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15 Days of Squibble
Handed down from Squibble himself, the 15 Days of Squibble Tumblr Challenge has been passed from generation to generation for at least the last few weeks. Made to gauge the knowledge and dedication of Squibble fans, this challenge is not for the faint of heart. Failure to complete the 15 Days of Squibble Tumblr Challenge will result in Squibble taking ten years off from Tumblr to get drunk and...
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I was thinking of giving myself a beard in that...
I don’t know that I wanna look like Number 1’s “Number 1”.
The First Officer’s “First Officer”
LOLZ
“Its consistently abounding to apprentice guidelines such as you allotment...”
– Sometimes I get comments on my blog that could be from H.I. McDunnough.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M WALKIN ON AIR, I NEVER...
With all this talk about Disney princesses and...
I’ve decided to quit this engineering gig and get a job writing erotic Cinderella and Jasmine fanfiction.
Some of the GOP Proposed Amendments to the... →
One of them included stripping funding for the President’s teleprompter.
Another included the diverting of funds slotted for alteration, repair and improvement of the Executive Residence of the White House to deficit reduction.
NOT THE OFFICES, JUST THE RESIDENCE WHERE THE FIRST FAMILY LIVES
WHAT THE FUCK (courtesy of Arkansas and Texas, respectively)
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IN THE ROUND
ON THE FLOOR
WHO WILL DANCE