things from some dude: Archive

Nov 30th

bananacasts asked: I'm not going to get those new "One" lyrics out of my head for a while. Thank you! xoxo

Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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TRUE

Nov 30th

MUCH IS

Nov 30th

I KNOW THIS

Nov 30th

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HA HA HA HAAAAA HA

Nov 30th

Hopefully...

That baby, whose parents decided to be fucking assholes and draw a penis on his/her face or let someone draw a penis on his/her face, grows up and exacts revenge on them. A whole lot of revenge. And if that picture is a fake, then whoever created it should have their ass kicked. Seeing that picture pisses me right the fuck off. I’m feeling especially randy today. RANDY AS FUCK.

Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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I'm really not that violent...

But COME THE FUCK ON Lexuses (Lexii?) do not start under 30 grand. Who gives a 30k gift for Christmas? I’m not usually throwing out have vs havenot arguments but the median income for the US is around 26 grand. You are giving a Christmas present that is more than what 50% of Americans make in a year. Opulence? YOU HAS IT. You are the 1%. Secondly, say you didn’t pay for it in cash....

Nov 29th

I want to find every person who acted or thought...

And punch every one of them in the fucking mouth. RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MOUTH

Nov 29th

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Nov 28th

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WORD TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN STREETS

AND WORD TO THESE HYPED ASS LYRICS AND DOPE BEATS

Nov 28th

1977

LIKE A BOSS

Nov 28th

Nov 27th

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This has been your weekly installment of Twitter...

Nov 27th

ALL I WANT IS FOR A HOT CHICK TO COME OVER AND...

AND THEN WE DO IT

Nov 27th

That video may not work but at least the thought counts. I’m not a playa I just crush a lot.

Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 26th

Nov 24th

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Yes to nudity

No to Pop Tarts that don’t have enough frosting. Is it too much to ask to put frosting ON THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING? No. Just do it. Make me happy. I also say the same thing to the laydeez. ;)

Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

Truthful Tuesday

Cake is good. Good porn is hard to find. I so want some Turkey right now. I think female turkeys really hate it when male turkeys ask them to gobble gobble. I’ve been bored lately, it seems, and my Tumblr dashboard has been a casualty of that. I kinda apologize for that, but I also kinda don’t. I like using the word “prolly”. I’m going to be in Nashville in a...

Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

Nov 22nd

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jezebelthegreat replied to your video: DIG IF YOU WILL A PICTURE Prince & The Revolution… I do the same thing. I’ve gotten amazingly fucking good at somehow avoiding all the dove shit. And are those lilacs? Lilacs are stupid. You should write a self help book. “How To Avoid All The Dove Shit and Be Happy”

Nov 22nd

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Watch

DIG IF YOU WILL A PICTURE Prince & The Revolution - When Doves Cry Just FYI, this is how I take baths. And then when I get out of the bath, I crawl all over the floor until I’m dry. It’s just how I do things.

Nov 22nd

If TODAY is dragging ass...

Then OMG tomorrow will be fucking HORRIBLE. But my all of my meals today have consisted of tootsie roll pops, so I’ve got THAT going for me.

Nov 22nd

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