January 2011
“If a caribou needs to be sacrificed for the sake of energy independence, I say,...”
– Sarah Palin, voicing her support for oil drilling in the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge, most of which is currently off-limits to oil and gas development. (via officialssay) New nickname: Sarah “Dr. Doolittle Death” Palin (via firthofforth)
Jan 31st
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WatchWatch
morrowplanet: crookedindifference: Onboard the Lunar Rover - 16 mm film sequence of driving the Lunar Rover. Desired status. While still awesome, the only thing this video is missing is House of Pain.
Jan 31st
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Jan 28th
essdogg asked: Are you still watching me? It feels like you're still watching me. STOP WATCHING ME.
Jan 28th
steelopus asked: Are you still watching Chuck?
Jan 28th
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I'm listed in Tumbleweeds under Doin' It, Doin'...
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I use these times of Tumblr follow/unfollow...
BECAUSE I HATE ALL YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE
Jan 25th
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FUCK YOU QUICK REBLOG
Actually just fuck you Tumblr Gear.
Jan 24th
The knot.
milkglassmao: I have a knot in my back. Between my left shoulder blade and my spine. It is huge, and so painful that it’s hard to focus on anything. I should name it, since it has such a prominent place in my life right now. How on earth can I get rid of this?
Jan 24th
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what.: Why you need to pull for the Steelers today... →
timestolen: “For 35 of the 44 Super Bowls, a win by an “original” National Football League team (one that existed before the merger with the American Football League) has meant stocks go up that year. That is a 79.5% accuracy rate for the oddball indicator known at the super Bowl Predictor of the market. […]
Jan 23rd
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JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL SET
The universe reminds you that you don’t have a second monitor, which would be extremely useful right now so that you can watch Lois & Clark, which all four seasons are now available on Netflix Instant, and I know what I will be doing for the near future.
Jan 23rd
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL SET
The universe reminds you that you don’t have a second monitor, which would be extremely useful right now so that you can watch Lois & Clark, which all four seasons are now available on Netflix Instant, and I know what I will be doing for the near future.
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Dreaming...
So, the other morning, I woke up from a dream. In the dream I was texting, as I like to text. I had to check my phone to make sure I really wasn’t texting. But that got me thinking, what if I was “sleeptexting”? Is that a problem that people face? Is that something I need to worry about? What if I wasn’t texting? What if I was sexting? Would sleepsexting be any good? If I...
Jan 20th
ALSO WHILE I AM IN A COMPLAINING / DECLARING MOOD
To the Tumblr Gear people: I want the ability to JUST Quick-Like, but NOT Quick Re-blog. To the weather: I want to either wear a jacket all fucking day or not wear a jacket all day. Do not make things 15 degrees in the morning and 60 by afternoon. Fuck you. To the lottery: Just save the time and money needed to print tickets and save the heartache of everyone else, and just give me a couple...
Jan 20th
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Why am I seeing images from Elle and Vogue on the...
If I wanted this I can just go to the grocery store and stare aimlessly while waiting in line.
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I can't post a song, so I'm just going to sing it...
Tumblr blows sometimes.
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Jan 18th
It's about last time for last call, even though...
Country made it into the mix and I’m sining to Garth Brooks and then Rascall Flatts. That’s when I turn on the lights.    
Jan 18th
NOW LET ME SHOW YOUUUUUUUUUUU... THE...
Fucking boy bands.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
She likes my tone, my cologne, AND THE WAY I BONE
I love that line.
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