October 2010
PLEASE SIR
I said no touching the dog, please.
September 2010
2 tags
Is there anything more ridiculous than...
Well except for the ones that have been triply verified to be official, that is.
Stupid commercials.
1 tag
New Evidence Suggests God Also Had Incredibly... →
The documents, found in a cave near the Jordanian- Israeli border and estimated to have been composed circa A.D. 200, recount the life, teachings, and death of Jesus’ well-endowed twin sister, Tammi of Nazareth. According to experts, the revelation points to a more dualistic conception of the divine, one with the male principle embodied in Jesus and the female principle represented by...
3 tags
I would post the original Rose Royce song, "Ooh...
But I’m all ooh boy’d out.
3 tags
Fact checking the "pledge" →
fakerahm:
Remember that old chestnut from last week? What do you know, Boehner and company are a bunch of lying shitheads.
Here’s another fact that the Republicans and their idiot cohort won’t be bothered to worry about: that precious national debt they keep harping about would actually increase to the tune of right about $3.7 trillion (with a motherfucking ‘T’) if they manage to push through...
...these aren't the screenshots you are looking...
<waves hand>
I am funny in my own head.
If there is a new game out there, I do hope it's...
Tell your brother, your sister, and your mama too, ‘Cause we’re about to throw down and you’ll know just what to do.
An ode to the many evolved virtues of human semen →
Perhaps the most striking of these compounds is the bundle of mood-enhancing chemicals in semen. There is good in this goo. Such anxiolytic chemicals include, but are by no means limited to, cortisol (known to increase affection), estrone (which elevates mood), prolactin (a natural antidepressant), oxytocin (also elevates mood), thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant),...
So Mark Fuckerberg wants to give Newark schools...
But only if the state reliquishes control of the school system to someone of Zuckerberg’s choosing (Newark’s Mayor).
The state assumed control of the school system after repeated failures. If this deal goes through of course, Zuckerberg will have paid money to reverse a legislative decision. (I should add that total control will not be released, as the state will retain the right to...
I'm pretty sure I'm done for the night.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE.
I need a late night DJ job.
LEG SPREADING JAMS WITH DJ SQUIBBLE
1 tag
MTV, Reality TV and the End of Civilization as we...
Just the other day I was conversing with a super intelligent person about teevee, politics, the state of our country and the world, you know, like you do. It was then that I happened upon a theory. The decline of civilization so far and probably extrapolated out forever can be blamed on MTV.
I remember, like most of us, when MTV used to play music. All day. Every day. Every so often MTV news...
History will hold to account every member of...
bananacasts:
scholvin:
ronbailey:
alinasmith:
“If the military’s unjust policy is not repealed in the lame-duck session, there is another way out. The Obama administration can choose not to appeal Judge Phillips’s ruling that the policy is unconstitutional, and simply stop ejecting soldiers.
But that would simply enable lawmakers who want to shirk their responsibility. History will...
2 tags
Twitter's hacked. Tumblr seems to have a four non...
FUCK ALL THIS.
I’m just going to eat my circus peanuts and be happy and shit.
CIALIS COMMERCIAL
Hey, babe, here’s some more clothes to wash.
How about you take THOSE off too?
<they do it>
———————-
Hey, honey can you wash these tomatoes?
I’ll wash YOUR tomatoes.
<they do it>
———————-
Hey, sweetie, lets take our bathtubs out to the goddamn rainforest.
Oooh sounds like a good...
WHATS UP WITH ALL THESE DUDES WITH HAIRSTYLES LIKE...
CUT YOUR SHIT, DUDE. You look like Mary Tyler Moore.
500 years ago, Ron Bailey would be sentenced to...
Squibble squibble squibble. Squibble squibble...
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
4 tags
1 tag
