September 2010
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Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Oh I want the truth to be said…
ha ha ha haaaa ha
I know this…
Much is…
TRUE
August 2010
This lady at the airport bar is asking if "De...
I think the Burrs have a better chance than the Bears.
Sitting at a random Applebee's in Jersey on a...
Cause that’s how I roll.
Frageelay: Forgiveness/Moving Forward →
farkette:
I’d love to hear people’s thoughts on forgiveness or moving forward.
I know this reads like a guest spot come-on for a talk show, but I’m serious: Were you ever betrayed or otherwise misused by someone you cared about? And after you cut ties with this person (let’s assume it was for all the right…
I’m a firm believer in second chances. People make mistakes - people do things/say...
Angry Birds was made for drunk people who don't...
rinaedin:
(via yodelmachine)
It’s also for people who do the same level 75 times while sober.
One day I’ll face the facts. I’ll never have three stars in every level.
Maybe this isn’t my place to say so, maybe it’s not the right time.
But I am 1 star away from getting three stars on EVERY LEVEL IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.
Level 5-7 is the asshole.
Tales from the "Ground Zero Mosque" protests →
At one point, a portion of the crowd menacingly surrounded two Egyptian men who were speaking Arabic and were thought to be Muslims.
“Go home,” several shouted from the crowd.
“Get out,” others shouted.
In fact, the two men — Joseph Nassralla and Karam El Masry — were not Muslims at all. They turned out to be Egyptian Coptic Christians who work for a California-based Christian satellite TV...
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When I'm pimpin, I like to make my talent run, and...
Sharron Angle Is a Founding Father, Because... →
“Here is the problem — or, one of the problems — with morons like Sharron Angle. They are completely unable to grasp the fact that the specific issues that cause them such rage today were irrelevant 200 years ago (and will be irrelevant 200 years from now), and that “liberal” and “conservative” are labels for the way people feel about the current political landscape, not convenient...
Fantasies...
When I write documentation, I try to imagine that I’m a super secret agent astronaut and this user’s manual will save my hot sexy love interest from alien terrorists, and then she will see how much I care about her and my country/planet.
And then we do it.
DAMMIT MORROW
HA 502 is a better error message than LOL 407
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I have nothing much to add here except that if I...
THAT IS IN NO WAY AN ENDORSEMENT OF ME, but more an endorsement of BBQ because that shit is tasty, and who wants to eat sub-par BBQ?
So I take off to get a massage and I come back and...
But in other news my masseuse said I was terribly knotted up and tense on my right side.
Which obviously means that sometimes I am way too right, instead of an even mix of right and wrong. Even Stephen, if you will.
So to continue this life blog of mine I will try and recount my time at Costco yesterday. (For future reference - FSGPAC = Free Sample Giver Person At Costco)
FSGPAC: Would you like...
Menstruation simulators for men to build empathy →
essdogg:
karinanotcinerina:
I’m all for it.
HOW ABOUT A MACHINE THAT LETS WOMEN EXPERIENCE WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO EXPERIENCE A WOMAN WHO’S MENSTRUATING? HOW ABOUT THAT?
Why am I yelling?
You’re yelling because you are hormonal and probably menstruating.
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“TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD!!!
I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD!!!...”
– Me, right now.
halfbakedidea:
And I don’t think you guys understand how large it really is. Its a big owl. I put it on my head and it almost fit.
He hates me because on the way home from whence he appeared, a certain someone and someone took him to a McDonald’s and tried to get them to fill it up with fries and McNuggets. Thank goodness they didn’t allow this to happen at McD’s, but that owl hates me...
liquiddiamonds asked: Have you ever considered growing a beard? No reason.
whltexbread asked: Here's the situation. You're at your desk. You have a nice glass of milk. You're drinking it with reckless abandon. It's all over the place. You're so caught up in your milk moment, that you snap back into reality, and notice a short-haired brunette under your desk asking if she can "be done" yet.
Despite feeling dehydrated, you pull out your...
Despite feeling dehydrated, you pull out your...
lisarahmat asked: Hi SQUIBS.
I hope that you and essdogg meet and kick each other senseless because I hate you both.
The end.
I hope that you and essdogg meet and kick each other senseless because I hate you both.
The end.
iamnotdiddy asked: When we meet, can we not box and just dress up like Kriss Kross and jump and stuff?
fobay asked: i suggest QBox. It invokes, at least to me, a mash up between a vagina and QBert, and frankly, who wouldn't want to see an 8-bit snooch?
bestgirlbetty asked: what are you drinking, where did the name squibble come from, and (I know this is personal) are your cartoon figure boobs real? They're so perky.
essdogg asked: If and when we meet in person, will you kick me in the nuts first or will I kick you?
tiffanyjmoore asked: Where have all the cowboys gone?