June 2010
Whenever you see "SQUIBBLE REBLOGGED SQUIBBLE" I...
squibble:
Livin’ in a world of fantasies I can’t...
May 2010
OK SOOO
I check the lists that I am on mainly because I like to see interesting shit, and B) because I am narcissistic.
Here’s a few of the most recent additions.
“PEOPLE” - I am glad that someone recognizes I am a person, a human being and a fellow inhabitant of this planet.
“MAKING MY LIFE BEARABLE” - That’s a lot of pressure on me. I am not sure I need that sort...
FUCK YOU TUMBLR
This whole “Refresh after hearting” shit is pissing me off.
I have to remember I can’t heart while listening to a song, or watching a video, or masturbating. IT WILL INTERRUPT WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING.
I’m pretty sure if I had that endless scrolling thing enabled, I would have deleted my account by now.
Why is tumblr refreshing the page on every heart I...
TELL ME
TELL ME WHY
I'm thinking of becoming a basketball commentator,...
You need a genie in a bottle and probably also...
chan-chan:
sharingtime:
Christina Aguilera delayed her tour until 2011 and North Korea cut off all ties to South Korea, which means if you’re a Christina Aguilera fan living in North Korea, you are having the shittiest day right now.
LOLZ
Short of declaring today to be National Time Zone...
I will be under radio/tv/iPhone/internet/Tumblr/Twitter/smoke signal silence for the next few hours.
See you in another life, brotha.
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SECRET TUMBLR MESSAGE
I’m like a bee. Just kidding it’s no secret.
It's just my imagination...
running away with me…
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Captivating, stimulating She’s such a sexy...
I only tweet when I'm in a meth lab, so I don't...
Standard conversation
halfbakedidea: I never had a cavity until I got older, never broke a tooth, and I've NEVER broken a bone
me: WORD I've broken one and had many cavities
halfbakedidea: all of my brothers have broken bones.
halfbakedidea: I am the only person who doesn't use glasses and who never broke a bone.
halfbakedidea: I should have. I was a rough and tumble kid.
halfbakedidea: I have scars like whoa but no bone breaks
me: shit maybe you are superwoman
halfbakedidea: UNBREAKABLE
me: you need to find your glass bones nemesis and kill that bitch straight up
halfbakedidea: I want to take krav magra classes, become a killing machine
halfbakedidea: but I should probably take the dance classes corey bought me first
me: DANCE KRAV MAGA
me: you could be a hit man
me: and go to da club
me: and FUCK SHIT UP
me: and then get back on beat
me: YOU WEREN'T READY FOR THIS JELLY BITCH
me: I'm drinking
halfbakedidea: omg Dance Krav Maga sounds amazing
halfbakedidea: like capoiera but with much more angry Israeli fighting power
halfbakedidea: and JAZZ HANDS
halfbakedidea: of death
me: jazz hands of death will be your first movie
halfbakedidea: the sequel will be "Jazz Hands of Death II: Curtain Call
me: BEST SEQUEL EVER in the slightly less received third movie you can work with Turbo and Ozone to take back the streets.
halfbakedidea: Its a blockbuster in Japan there's even a video game
halfbakedidea: Its called Beat Instinct Gold: Dance Krav Magra Super Brothers
me: 4 Stars of Terrificness
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I AM PUSHING 40 MYSELF
“…thinking about the night you lost your virginity in the parking lot of...”
– Very nice, Michele. :)
So I'm putting some chairs together
And it reminds me of the time when that Bacardi Bat and I put together some chairs. It was a fun time.
I think I should make a drink in honor of that memory.
Maybe two or five after that.
:)
SQUIBBLICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES THE GIRLS GO CRAZY
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Sometimes my brain astounds me.
And today the normal insanity has been replaced by genius due to the idea of Tacos For Lunch.
BRB.
AND I'm done.
Amazingly, all the lyrics I posted with each song are contiguous.
:)
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone Somethin...
I am going to post a musical progression.
Or relationship. Or something.
Enjoy.
Now I just want to eat Reese's Pieces and listen...
THANKS MORROW.
The only drinks I make are serious drinks.
SERIOUS.
If there was a secret ingredient to making awesome...
ONE MORE COUNTRY SONG
George Strait - The Chair
...
BECAUSE I CAN AND I WILL DO AS I PLEASE
George...
OMG YOU GUYS
I forgot to mention something I happened upon yesterday.
ALICE IN WONDERLAND PORN
I was like, yeah I’ll click on it and see what shakes down.
WELL Alice, in the story was reading a book. Guess what the book was?
ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
I had to change it. I prefer my porn to not be META.
Plus that there was a dude in a furry white rabbit costume walking up and I’m not into furry...
And here’s the other hit song they had. This...
Sunday evening song. Well somewhat. Rum is gonna...
I have a dream...
And it involves IHOP and strip clubs.
I also have a new restaurant idea.
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