May 2010
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April 2010
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That last CHSH was lame.
I tried to talk to people and people were all “fuck you dude”. I tried to shake hands with people and it was like I was a fucking leper.
It was horrible. I’ll never subject myself to that type of crap again. UGH.
RYAN YOU DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING.
Dolphins GM apologizes for question to Dez Bryant →
YO DOG WAS YOUR MOM EVER A WHORE BECAUSE SHE SEEMED LIKE SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOIN
(I’m paraphrasing here)
Go For It! - The Montage Mixtape →
toseethis:
The 80s had a lot of great things happening. There were some amazing hairstyles, fascinating world leaders, and lots of cocaine. As a result of the latter, movies were kind of crazy and they introduced us to the MONTAGE.
If you are writing a movie and you can’t figure out how to get from the middle of Act 2 into the climax of Act 3, stop writing dialogue and action for your...
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essdogg's erotica is about to push me over the...
POST #1977
1977 was an interesting year. There were earthquakes, volcanoes, snow in Miami (for the only time in history), blizzards, air disasters, plane crashes, assassinations, coups, Star Wars opening, Elvis dying, and VGER launching. (Thank you Wikipedia)
AMIDST ALL THAT STRIFE, in late July, a really cool person named Stephen was born.
BORN INTO STRIFE.
Just kidding. I’ve had a nice life so...
I actually support microchipping them. I can microchip my dog so I can find it....
– Pat Bertroche, an Iowan and 3rd District Congressional primary candidate.
I promised myself I wouldn’t wish death upon anyone, but that was until I heard this. HOLY FUCK.
Thanks to halfbakedidea for the scoop.
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True Story...
Whenever I hear someone ask me or anyone in my area “How will I know?”, I am totally singing the song in my head and sometimes out loud.
In other news, Dora the Explorer was detained this morning in Arizona....
– Some commenter on Wonkette. HUGE LOLZ
The Maricopa (AZ) County Sheriff is a slimy piece...
And don’t get me started on this fucking law.
SECRET TUMBLR MESSAGE
You are awesome.
Yes you.
Updated: Facebook Further Reduces Your Control... →
“Today, Facebook removed its users’ ability to control who can see their own interests and personal information. Certain parts of users’ profiles, “including your current city, hometown, education and work, and likes and interests” will now be transformed into “connections,” meaning that they will be shared publicly. If you don’t want these...
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theungracefulone asked: WHAT UP BIG 12 IN THE DRAFT