March 2010
OMG DINO PORN
February 2010
Last upbeat one of the day. Maybe. This one has...
Let’s continue the upbeat music. (Thank you...
Saturday cleaning music. Well it’s just a...
I just watched a commercial that scared me to my...
There were three things sitting there.
Two of the things combined to create a saw blade of sorts.
They sawed the third thing in half.
Then they proceeded to lick the remains.
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH AD WRITERS ARE FUCKED UP.
imho - and this is a sweeping generalization -
marleymarley:
People who understand their own feelings are the only ones who can understand those of others. Boys, girls, it doesn’t matter.
When someone says that they don’t feel understood, sometimes I wonder if they’re actually communicating what it is they’re asking for in the first place. I’ve been guilty of this before, I’m sure I’ll do it again. Being human is being humble.
Two phrases...
sokeri asked: when are you coming to visit us in portland? might I suggest june? I'm planning a party for myself on the 18th.
myrm asked: Were they regular gobstoppers or chewy gobstoppers? I prefer the chewy ones cause they start off hard but then you can chew them and then you forget they start off hard and assume they're chewy and bite into the next one too soon and it hurts and then the cycle continues OK I'M CANDY-RETARDED AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO EAT IT NORMALLY I GET IT! GET OFF MY CASE, GOBSTOPPER LOVER!
inmi asked: I don't think I've ever had a Gobstopper. Is it like a Jawbreaker?
I know. I ask the important questions.
I know. I ask the important questions.
tams77 asked: You mentioned something about your daughter the other day. Out of curiosity how many children do you have? boys/girls? And if you have one of each, do you find the boy or that the girl has been "easier" (for a lack of better words) to raise?
davislove asked: Did you bring enough Gobstoppers to share with the rest of the class?
I may not have any friends, but...
I have these Gobstobbers to keep me company.
Well, NOW I may not have any friends.
ASK ME SOMETHING
“I asked the guy, ‘Why are you so fly?’
He said, ‘FUNKY COLD...”
– Me, right now.
There's a novella on Univision about pirates.
PIRATES PEOPLE. PIRATES.
And hot chicks of course in full 18th and 19th century regalia.
I need cookies.
And that’s need with a capital NEED.
I have to say something
(After this I am done. I will go back to posting my asinine crap, I promise)
JUST TO BE CLEAR, I BACK NO ONE IN THIS ARGUMENT. It’s a personal matter and I have no place to judge anyone for whatever happened.
BUT…
You can be angry at PR. You can have hatred towards him or other “internet jerks”. You can have your indignation, righteous or otherwise. I’m cool with...
This is all fucking ridiculous.
ALL OF IT.
HOLY JEEBUS
Just wow.
And not the good wow.
This is how shit is done.
I love the taste of...
I'm adding two more of you to the list of the...
@swamibooba and @ladawn. You are now on notice.
WatchHere’s another from Junior Mafia. This one has a couple serious samples, most notably from Lisa Lisa. (which is sung by the gorgeous Aaliyah)
“I wonder if I take you home, would you still be in love baby, because I need you tonight”
Junior Mafia - I Need You Tonight
Watching Dave Chappelle
Because that’s what awesome people do.
3 tags
treets asked: See, I don't think people need to be evil to deliberately spread false information--just self-serving. Which we all are, to some degree.
(That anon wasn't me. Just throwing my two cents at everyone within arm's reach.)
(That anon wasn't me. Just throwing my two cents at everyone within arm's reach.)
aka-lindsaylooo asked: So YOU'RE the one who has been drinking all of my captian morgans!
Anonymous asked: how do *you* handle finding out someone you consider a friend is in fact a manipulative, lying, false information spreading fuckhead?
this isn't about you, obviously, you're rad. just curious what your response might be.
this isn't about you, obviously, you're rad. just curious what your response might be.
belleischrome-deactivated201101 asked: I know that you enjoy Rum... What's your brand?
davislove asked: Candy Land or Chutes & Ladders?
I have a TON of work to do today, soooooooo......
Feel free to ask me a question.
SQUIBBLE IS THE COMMANDER OF THIS EXPEDITION
THATS RIGHT
http://www.googlism.com/who_is/s/squibble/
5’5 with brown eyes, smile like the...
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portorock:
sonicocean:
And you wonder why I don’t trust any of you people…
You know, it’s kinda uncool for you to be lumping your followers, who are mostly pretty awesome people, in the same group as scumbags who abuse animals.
Anyone who uses “you people” in a sincere way throw any chance of winning an argument right out the window.
Kinda bored. Kinda not.
I have some work to catch up on.
I have It’s Always Sunny Episodes to catch up on.
I have 30 Rock to catch up on.
What else should be on this list? And why am I not doing it?
Tonight I may go through and "Like" a lot of shit...
Oh you have a new friend in Uganda? LIKE
You are a fan of not being beheaded? LIKE
You joined the group that has 1 million followers of a pickle? LIKE
You are sad because your BF left you? LIKE
HOLLA AT UR BOY!! LIKE
You sold 15 cows to someone and now your Ranchville is empty? LIKE
LIKE
LIKE
LIKE
WHATEVER
LIKE
One of these nights I think I'm gonna do a...
People write in requests for songs based on theme, mood and tempo.
I will then find a song to match all that and boom.
I have a couple other things to finish first, but this will happen.
OH YES. It will happen.