January 2011
4:15 pm Dec 31 (Fri)
December 2010
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monkeyfrog asked: What kind of bra are you wearing? It's got to be a push up unless those things are fake.
monkeyfrog asked: What kind of bra are you wearing? It's got to be a push up unless those things are fake.
escapereality asked: Are you feeling alright? You look a little pixelated...
sokeri asked: is it too late to ask you stuff?
don't you think there should be a cassette adapter that works via bluetooth to whatever digital music player you have rather than having to deal with a 3.5mm cord from the tape deck? I mean, for those of us who have a cassette player in their car. who are tired plugging into the smartphone sitting on the dash dock. don't you? there isn't.
don't you think there should be a cassette adapter that works via bluetooth to whatever digital music player you have rather than having to deal with a 3.5mm cord from the tape deck? I mean, for those of us who have a cassette player in their car. who are tired plugging into the smartphone sitting on the dash dock. don't you? there isn't.
escapereality asked: Are you feeling alright? You look a little pixelated...
Why the USA sometimes sucks...
In Japan or whereever, they have ads for boob jigglers, whereas here in the good ole USA, we have commercials where some pretentious fucks put a bow on a goddamn Lexus and then park it in their huge ass living room on Christmas morning. And their fireplace is about as big as the car itself.
Fuck that. I’m glad Christmas is over so that I don’t have to be all pissed off at car...
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Brett Favre still has not passed concussion test →
I am presuming that the test goes as such:
Doctor: Will you retire this year?
Brett: I don’t know.
Doctor: BUZZZ!!! You failed the concussion test.
Who would play me in a movie?
MORGAN FREEMAN
Or PeeWee Herman.
WORST CHRISTMAS EVER
I’m eating Mini Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, and I happened to get one that had TWO (2) paper cup wrappers.
So I take the first off, and then not noticing the second, I put it in my mouth, and chomp that shit.
Then I realize that something is severely wrong, so I spit it out.
THEN I REALIZE IT IS NOT A DEAD BUG OR FINGER OR SOMETHING AND ITS JUST EXTRA PAPER AND THEN THE TRUTH SETS...
Truthful Wednesday because I care little for...
I’m happy today.
And relaxing after 5-6 months of craziness.
i just thought i saw the baby jesus sitting on my...
Reblogged because I can.
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TOTAL SENSE
Dirtball: I'm about yoder Yrpn 3F at ten. I've already been dranking
Me: I AM ABOUT YODER YRPN 4F WHICH BEATS YOUR 3F TO SHREDS YOU LOSER
That Pamplamoose Hyundai commercial makes me want...
inthefade:
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LOOKING SIDEWAYS? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOUR ARE FLIRTING WITH A BARISTA SO YOU CAN GET EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM ON YOUR VENTE SOY LATTE? WHY DOES THAT GUY LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO HIDES IN BUSHES WITH A SPY CAMERA HE BOUGHT FROM SKYMALL?
UGH THOSE COMMERCIALS MAKE ME HATE ALL HUMANS.
That chicks facial expressions are the WORST. And she looks as if that’s...
And I just ate like 47 crabs
No your mom was not involved.
And a jay z song was on, and a jay z song was...
So there's a wikipedia article about sneezing on...
See if you can find Squibble in this video. →
I am all of these animals!!! ALL OF THEM
NOMAD, VAGABOND, CALL ME WHAT YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
bangs head
IF I WAS A HERMAPHRODITE
I could claim some of all this money that @succittam is raising since I would be a big brother and a big sister.
Also, if I was a hermaphrodite, I’d be trying to orgasm from all parts at the same time and probably break my shoulder and pelvis or something.
Anyways, go here and help out just for the hell of it.
http://pledgie.com/campaigns/14185
sokeri asked: is it too late to ask you stuff?
don't you think there should be a cassette adapter that works via bluetooth to whatever digital music player you have rather than having to deal with a 3.5mm cord from the tape deck? I mean, for those of us who have a cassette player in their car. who are tired plugging into the smartphone sitting on the dash dock. don't you? there isn't.
don't you think there should be a cassette adapter that works via bluetooth to whatever digital music player you have rather than having to deal with a 3.5mm cord from the tape deck? I mean, for those of us who have a cassette player in their car. who are tired plugging into the smartphone sitting on the dash dock. don't you? there isn't.
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lafix asked: "Soak your Chia, spread the seeds and..." DAMMIT!
I swear, I can't remember the rest. Can you find out what's next? Hurry, please.
I swear, I can't remember the rest. Can you find out what's next? Hurry, please.
kcmaynot-deactivated20110329 asked: Hey, remember when I used to call you just so you could put me to sleep with all of your stories?
monkeyfrog asked: What should I do about this sleeping problem?
you can ask me stuff if you want, i'm buzzed
I can give you advice like “Dance like there is no one watching” or “drink like you don’t have liver problems” or “masturbate like you don’t have to clean up afterward”.
There's a game in ESPN right now that reminds us...
BUZZED
I'm at The Boat House.
Some dude is singing and playing guitar and shit and Sanjay Gupta is on the teevee and I have a rum and coke in front of me and there’s a steak coming and I’m very happy and I think I got pre-drunk on fumes from THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP ASS GRAND MARQUIS THAT THE RENTAL CAR PEOPLE PUT ME IN CAUSE THAT WAS ALL THEY HAD.
WHAT UP