January 2011
4:15 pm Dec 31 (Fri)
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Dec 31st
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monkeyfrog asked: What kind of bra are you wearing? It's got to be a push up unless those things are fake.
Dec 31st
monkeyfrog asked: What kind of bra are you wearing? It's got to be a push up unless those things are fake.
Dec 31st
escapereality asked: Are you feeling alright? You look a little pixelated...
Dec 31st
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sokeri asked: is it too late to ask you stuff?
don't you think there should be a cassette adapter that works via bluetooth to whatever digital music player you have rather than having to deal with a 3.5mm cord from the tape deck? I mean, for those of us who have a cassette player in their car. who are tired plugging into the smartphone sitting on the dash dock. don't you? there isn't.
Dec 31st
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escapereality asked: Are you feeling alright? You look a little pixelated...
Dec 31st
Why the USA sometimes sucks...
In Japan or whereever, they have ads for boob jigglers, whereas here in the good ole USA, we have commercials where some pretentious fucks put a bow on a goddamn Lexus and then park it in their huge ass living room on Christmas morning. And their fireplace is about as big as the car itself. Fuck that. I’m glad Christmas is over so that I don’t have to be all pissed off at car...
Dec 31st
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Brett Favre still has not passed concussion test →
I am presuming that the test goes as such: Doctor: Will you retire this year? Brett: I don’t know. Doctor: BUZZZ!!! You failed the concussion test.
Dec 30th
Who would play me in a movie?
MORGAN FREEMAN Or PeeWee Herman.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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WORST CHRISTMAS EVER
I’m eating Mini Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, and I happened to get one that had TWO (2) paper cup wrappers. So I take the first off, and then not noticing the second, I put it in my mouth, and chomp that shit. Then I realize that something is severely wrong, so I spit it out. THEN I REALIZE IT IS NOT A DEAD BUG OR FINGER OR SOMETHING AND ITS JUST EXTRA PAPER AND THEN THE TRUTH SETS...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
Truthful Wednesday because I care little for...
I’m happy today. And relaxing after 5-6 months of craziness.
Dec 23rd
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i just thought i saw the baby jesus sitting on my...
Reblogged because I can.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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TOTAL SENSE
Dirtball: I'm about yoder Yrpn 3F at ten. I've already been dranking
Me: I AM ABOUT YODER YRPN 4F WHICH BEATS YOUR 3F TO SHREDS YOU LOSER
Dec 21st
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That Pamplamoose Hyundai commercial makes me want...
inthefade: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LOOKING SIDEWAYS? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOUR ARE FLIRTING WITH A BARISTA SO YOU CAN GET EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM ON YOUR VENTE SOY LATTE? WHY DOES THAT GUY LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO HIDES IN BUSHES WITH A SPY CAMERA HE BOUGHT FROM SKYMALL?  UGH THOSE COMMERCIALS MAKE ME HATE ALL HUMANS. That chicks facial expressions are the WORST. And she looks as if that’s...
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And I just ate like 47 crabs
No your mom was not involved.
Dec 19th
And a jay z song was on, and a jay z song was...
Dec 19th
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So there's a wikipedia article about sneezing on...
Dec 18th
See if you can find Squibble in this video. →
I am all of these animals!!!  ALL OF THEM
Dec 17th
NOMAD, VAGABOND, CALL ME WHAT YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
bangs head
Dec 17th
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IF I WAS A HERMAPHRODITE
I could claim some of all this money that @succittam is raising since I would be a big brother and a big sister. Also, if I was a hermaphrodite, I’d be trying to orgasm from all parts at the same time and probably break my shoulder and pelvis or something. Anyways, go here and help out just for the hell of it. http://pledgie.com/campaigns/14185
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Dec 11th
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sokeri asked: is it too late to ask you stuff?
don't you think there should be a cassette adapter that works via bluetooth to whatever digital music player you have rather than having to deal with a 3.5mm cord from the tape deck? I mean, for those of us who have a cassette player in their car. who are tired plugging into the smartphone sitting on the dash dock. don't you? there isn't.
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
lafix asked: "Soak your Chia, spread the seeds and..." DAMMIT!

I swear, I can't remember the rest. Can you find out what's next? Hurry, please.
Dec 11th
kcmaynot-deactivated20110329 asked: Hey, remember when I used to call you just so you could put me to sleep with all of your stories?
Dec 11th
monkeyfrog asked: What should I do about this sleeping problem?
Dec 11th
you can ask me stuff if you want, i'm buzzed
I can give you advice like “Dance like there is no one watching” or “drink like you don’t have liver problems” or “masturbate like you don’t have to clean up afterward”.
Dec 11th
There's a game in ESPN right now that reminds us...
BUZZED
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Dec 9th
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I'm at The Boat House.
Some dude is singing and playing guitar and shit and Sanjay Gupta is on the teevee and I have a rum and coke in front of me and there’s a steak coming and I’m very happy and I think I got pre-drunk on fumes from THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP ASS GRAND MARQUIS THAT THE RENTAL CAR PEOPLE PUT ME IN CAUSE THAT WAS ALL THEY HAD. WHAT UP
Dec 9th