December 2010
Robes?
AND WIZARD HATS
November 2010
"POURING SALSA ON THE TACO"
OH GOD
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“A short history of airport security: We screen for guns and bombs, so the...”
– A Waste of Money and Time - Room for Debate - NYTimes.com
I don’t care if you agree with me or disagree with me about the new TSA procedures, there’s only one real security expert talking, and that’s Bruce Schneier. Read this. Read it now. Send it to Congress.
(via tbridge)
lisarahmat asked: POR FAVOR?
An Oklahoma Sooner in Mack Brown's Court
I’m enjoying the holiday in Austin with my sister, the Longhorn.
Its the only time I feel like an alien while watching football.
A-Ha →
It’s been a while since I’ve updated my OTHER Tumblr. (I hid the picture as a link because it’s pretty NSFW, but totally earworm worthy.)
TSA Inspired Porn
iamnotdiddy:
- TSASS
- Bravo Charlie Asshole
- Black Box
- No Liquid Lubes
- ID, Boarding Pass, & Tits
- Pat Down Boners
- Debbie Does Dallas-Ft. Worth International
- Banal Rape
- Areola Scan
- Silicone Time Bombs
Gummi Bear SexyTalk
Girl Gummi Bear: Hey baby...
Boy Gummi Bear: What's up hot stuff, you look sweet today...
Girl: I'm feeling hot and need a little action, IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN
Boy: Last time you were hot, we got stuck together and then all our friends got stuck to you too!!
Girl: YOU KNOW YOU LOVED IT
Boy: YOU'RE A WHORE
Girl: Sooo...do you wanna do it?
Boy: Of course.
I'm not good at being a sexy gummi bear.
I was thinking about a tweet about a new porn...
I don't even like Chicago so why would I go to...
Last time I was there, there were nothing but assholes.
I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYONE IN THAT PODUNK TOWN.
halfbakedidea:
Squibble: Is this about the pizza, or are you just hoping I run into another one-armed doctor?
THE ONE ARMED DOCTOR KILLED MY FAMILY. I need you to go get some evidence.
There's a lot of talking going on in here today,...
I believe these two things are related.
AND I WANT MY BALLS FONDLED AND I DONT CARE HOW MUCH THAT SERVICE IS WORTH
I KNOW, LET'S DISCUSS CIRCUMCISION!
Just as an interesting thought, currently 6 out of my 9 Tumblr “Crushes” used to discuss circumcision, declawing cats, and guys who get their balls stuck in chairs.
The Big Lie →
If I were the type to make comments on sites, this would be the comment I would make for the above article, which is a great read on the subject.
The problem with American Exceptionalism isn’t the fact that people think this country is great. The issue lies in the fact that when most Americans think this country is the best, they do not try to make it even better, nor do they think it can...
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WatchFirst y’all gotta walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie.
Dave Chappelle - Making the Band
(Obvious continuation from my last video post)
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ADVICE TO MR MORROW
Start a clothing store for moms called Bertha’s Secret. It will sell sweaters with snowmen on them whose eyes lite up when you hug her. It can sell snow globes, full length robes, and picture frames of loving sons and daughters.
Then you will never have this problem again.
frageelay asked: Thigh pubes: dealmakers or dealbreakers?
What you can do is check your distribution My...
SOOOO I AM THINKING OF DOING A PODCAST
I could give sage love advice about what to do before you do it. I would call it LATE NIGHT LOVIN WITH STEPHEN. Then I could take calls, “Hi you’re doin it late night with Stephen, what’s your question?”
SO, in honor of that, and the fact that I am going to be drinking tonight, I am opening myself up to give advice on love, doin it, leg spreading music, erotic foods, or...
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Please forgive my next post.
Thank you.
Do I ever cross your mind?
Anytime?
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me?
I am in a singing mood, apparently.
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Watchsteelopus:
Hello everyone!
FMGreen is heading back into the studio to record our third album: Victory!
We will be raising 50% of the costs via Kickstarter, and we’ve made this video to try to drum up support! For as little as $5 you can get yourself a digital download of the album when it is completed and for just $10 we’ll include your avatar/picture and name in the album artwork!
Please...
QUESTION TO THE MASSES
Through iTunes 10, I can connect my iPhone and listen to the music I have on there on my work laptop. (I keep my music library at home, right between my vast porn library, and my vast Thundercats cartoon library)
So anyways, when I play all music, it is not shuffled, and I can’t turn it on.
The other day, it was shuffling, and I couldn’t turn it off.
I’ve scoured the nets.
I...
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I married myself twice this morning.
