October 2010
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“The Obama administration cut taxes for middle-class Americans, expects to make a...”
– Poll: Americans Don’t Know Economy Expanded With Tax Cuts - Bloomberg (via firthofforth)
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“I would like for her to apologize to me to be honest with you”
– Tim Profitt, when asked if he would apologize for stomping on Lauren Valle’s head.
I have a McDonalds Sweet Tea and I am eating an...
AND SERIOUSLY
Would it be THAT hard to use black text on that map?
THINK PEOPLE THINK.
Truthful Tuesday
All those bad things I said about essdogg were in jest. He’s really a wonderful dude.
“I’m sorry that it came to that, and I apologize if it appeared overly...”
– Tim Profitt, the dude who stepped on the head of Lauren Valle, the MoveOn.org supporter.
He also blames police for not intervening.
NOTHING!!!
If I don’t have youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
NOTHING
I HAVE NOTHING
DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME
OR MUST I IMAGINE YOU THERE
STAY IN MY ARMS IF YOU DARE
I DONT WANNA HURT ANYMORE
DONT MAKE ME CLOSE ONE MORE DOOR
...TO THE CLOUD...
Then there’s this commercial for Fusion ProGlide razors that talks about “irritating tug & pull”.
Well from what I remember about tug & pull, it’s not irritating unless you do it a lot.
But at that point you just get some lube and you’ll be ok.
So there's this commercial for Windows 7...
Where this family is trying to take portraits.
FIRST THING
Get control of your kids for 1 fucking minute at least.
SECOND THING
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE SAME CLOTHES? HOW HORRIBLE.
THIRD THING
She says now she can have a picture of her family that won’t be ridiculed. Well that is until they see that everyone is wearing THE SAME FUCKING SHIRT.
FOURTH THING
I’m at work...
I FUCKING GIVE UP FUCK FUCK
STUPID FUCKING GAME
WatchThis weekend I may enjoy a nice six-pack of Samuel Jacksons.
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Let's go to sleep in Paris, wake up in Tokyo...
Have a dream in New Orleans
Fall in love in Chicago…
Thoughts...
Why are there multiple bars in a Twix and 4 pieces in a KitKat?
Who in their right mind would share? Probably Angels or something, but only because they don’t have taste buds.
If anyone asks me to break them off a piece of MY KitKat bar, I’m going to punch them in the mouth.
Takin it back a few years.
Clipse -/...
My friends...
Friend 1: Is it illegal to talk dirty to a deaf woman in Wyoming?
Friend 2: Well there goes my Saturday.
Friend 3: Can she read lips?
snackajawea-deactivated20110326 asked: Do you crotch thrust on the shaka lakas, or just the whomps?
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Here’s how you Friday.
Tag Team - Whoomp!...
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