February 2010
FUCK THE WORLD, I have strawberry marshmallow rice...
WHAT
January 2010
Watchhalfbakedidea:
toseethis:
ICP made a movie, my ninjas!
(via videogum)
OH MY GOD
You don’t watch videos on Tumblr, I get it.
But this has midget whipping, the Insane Clown Posse, and all the tropes of Classic Westerns, and it is awful.
If you see only one movie trailer this year, you should see this one.
And probably another one.
Preferrably not concerning juggalos.
But yes.
Whatever
Alternately
indefensible:
Waaaaaah, I never got enough hugs as a child.
I KNEW IT.
Yo quiero sentir tus labios
Elvis Crespo -...
I wanna do things to Gloria Estefan.
I’d make sure the rhythm GOT her, IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN.
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Currently at work. Searching the net for a better...
Because no one wants to play with a dry rod.
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger →
I want to marry The Onion.
April 10
thisistheglamorous:
halfbakedidea:
I might go.
Considering I live in Chicago, I’d consider going as well.
Count me in. I think I know some people there as well.
I AM GONNA HURL
And this has nothing to do with drinking last night.
WHEN I HAD YOU TO MYSELF
I didn’t want you around!
Those pretty faces always make you stand out in a crowd.
:)
I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING FREECREDITREPORT...
I am really a happy laughy drinker.
Well I'm not rollin down the street, and I'm not...
But I am drinking gin and juice, and I’m laid back, with my mind on my rock band and rock band on my mind.
So kinda.
I GOT YOUR BANANA DIET RIGHT HERE
Sometimes I feel bad for taking the easy ones.
This is not one of those times.
THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES
LOOOOOOOOL
Every time I see it.
GRAB YOUR ANKLES JENNAYYYY
Sorry I always have to say that when I watch Forrest Gump.
“I thought I might try out my sea legs.”
“But you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan!”
LOOOOOOOOLZ
And I decided to go with Cheaters and stick with...
And there is some fucking movie with Patrick Swayze in the wilderness with a gun talking. NO CHEATERS. NO JOEY GRECO. NO REDEMPTION. NO SECRET CAMERA OF ILLICIT LOVERS.
What kind of world is this?
DECISIONS DECISIONS
First Blood is on Spike (“They drew first blood, NOT ME.”)
Forrest Gump / The Da Vinci Code on TNT (These two are time suckers.)
Cheaters - 4 continuous episodes on G4 (“Tanya is looking for redemption and to regain her soul’s purity and here is the video of her boyfriend fucking her mother”)
The Nutty Professor on TBS (“I’M A PONY!! I’M A...
SUPER SPERM
Thanks to halfbakedidea
I am no longer in my cubicle staring at code.
I am now in an elevator going from the 3rd floor to the 74th.
Slowly.
inthefade:
TLC - Waterfalls
At some point I...
I am going to become a prostidude
halfbakedidea:
squibble:
halfbakedidea:
squibble:
TO HELL WITH THAT GIRLY DUDE
The correct term is “prostidude”
“You know he takes like 3 hours to get ready. Shit, girl, I’ll shower and be at your place in 20 minutes.”
Your prostidude name is “Don Juan Chorizo”
WHAT UP. And I am placing the business card order now.
I am going to become a prostidude
halfbakedidea:
squibble:
TO HELL WITH THAT GIRLY DUDE
The correct term is “prostidude”
“You know he takes like 3 hours to get ready. Shit, girl, I’ll shower and be at your place in 20 minutes.”
I am going to become a gigolo
TO HELL WITH THAT GIRLY DUDE
I'm listening to Shadowboxin and watching the...
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WatchYOU NEED TO DIVERSIFY YOUR BONDS
Wu-Tang Financial
(gotta open the damn page, but it’s there)
http://stacey727.tumblr.com/post/347800132/loook-i-... →
stacey727:
LOOOK! I HAD THE GZA PIC ON MY WORK COMPUTER! I think I had it up as a wall paper for a while! I told you!
YOU NEED TO DIVERSIFY YOUR BONDS
