September 2009
I have the Muppet Babies theme song in my head
halfbakedidea:
Its driving me crazy
Now you have it in your head too.
SUFFER WITH ME.
Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere
WatchWATCH THIS WHAT THE FUCK VIDEO WHERE GLENN BECK KILLS A FROG
Seriously.
There's revenge, and there's Count of Monte Cristo...
And there’s really no in between.
Which reminds me, when I die, the second choice for my epitaph is “The Count of Monte Fisto”.
My first choice is “Thunderlips, The Ultimate Male”.
It's like a love orgy up in here.
WHERE IS THE CONFLICT
WHERE IS THE CONTROVERSY
WHERE IS THE NEAREST DUNKIN DONUTS BECAUSE I NEED A CUP OF THE WORLDS GREATEST COFFEE
Scientists develop new Erectile Dysfunction cream.... →
/borrowed from one of the funniest headlines of all time.
Also, this product was tested on rats, so if you hate your job today, be thankful that you aren’t giving boners to rats MANUALLY.
For the record
angleofattack:
I’m a guy in Boston who isn’t a creep.
This message brought to you by the Anti-Creep-By-(City)-Association Organization. The ACB(C)AO for short.
BUT I remember once, we were both drunk and you may have talked dirty to me. Or maybe you just asked me for a lighter. I can’t remember.
WHOA
I decide to check tumblr on a cookie break, and WHOA.
I wasn’t surprised though.
Oh well. One less creep around is always a plus.
TALK TO YOU ALL LATERS.
NOT IN THE R'S
That’s not what your mother said last night Trebek.
It's ok to miss tumblrng, right?
Well into my second strong drink. Strong is my second favorite adjective, behind SOLID.
I’ve also been randomly saying SUCK IT TREBEK all day. It brightens up my work stuff.
apple, tree
ALTHOUGH I couldn’t say who was more excited to be there, my daughter or me.
I’m pretty sure I’m raising her right.
OK PEOPLE
Here’s a little message from your good buddy Squibble. I will be scarce around these parts as I am completing one of my projects and need to really focus on that for the next few weeks or so.
ALSO this weekend I’m headed out to visit family in Santa Barbara, see the beach, maybe pee on some wildfires to help out where I can, etc.
THEN when the project is finished I’ll be out...
Live tweeting Love Actually
And drinking rum after a handful of beers. I will pay for this in the morning.
Crazy old Maurice! He's always good for a laugh...
(via jaydensmommie)
You sound provincial.
SORRY PEOPLE
No live tweeting tonight. Long day. Now I’m gonna have another drink and maybe pass out.
ALTHOUGH, I still plan on tweeting Love Actually tomorrow, and hopefully can live tweet with srslainey sometime soon.
hmmmmm
I’m finding it strange that I’m missing something, but I’ve also realized that what I’m missing, I never really truly had. How odd.