September 2009
I gots banana creme pie ice cream. ALSO LIVE TWEET...
Ok, so I’m gonna try this. TWO STRAIGHT NIGHTS OF LIVE TWEETING. I’m gonna try and do Coming to America tomorrow, and then Love Actually on Wednesday.
Then maybe next week, The Monster Squad, Night of the Comet, still that Octopus/Shark movie with Debbie Gibson.
Live Tweet
I’m thinking of live tweeting tomorrow night or Wednesday night. Not sure which night, but I would like suggestions on what to watch. I’ll pick from the suggestions.
I was thinking some cheesy action flick, a la ID4 or Air Force 1 or maybe porn, or Love Actually or a flick from our collective childhood. Any thoughts?
August 2009
I'm singing at work...Can't be good.
Too many walls Have been built in between us Too many dreams Have been shattered around us
“80 West, BACK TO THE HOTEL”
– Me, right now.
Chris Brown doesn't remember hitting Rihanna →
Shit I’d remember hitting that. I’d remember hitting that OVER and OVER and OVER again. Then we’d wake up and hit it some more.
All of @TheTNSituation's Posts (part 1) →
@TheTNSituation tweets and stolen goods and whatnot
This is pretty shitty. I get mad at people for butchering an RT of mine just to add their crappy response, when an @reply will do just fine.
Here’s some I spot right off the bat, and you all should check this list, but the few I noticed are tweets from @insooutso, @bsailer, @badbanana, @sween, @lisarahmat, @CcSteff among many others.
LOLZ
Fox News Sunday Question: How has liberalism faded in the last 30 years, and what can Barack Obama do to rebuild and restore liberalism?
WAT
Why do I keep watching this?
hmmm
You know how people cut themselves to feel alive? This is probably why I’m watching this cockamamie crap.
In other news, I am changing the channel in order to protect the health of my tv.
Basic premise of this Fox News Sunday interview...
FNS Dude: Mr. Former Vice President, what do you think of Obama's administration's decision on __insert issue x here__?
DICK: No sir, I don't like it. And America is worse off because of it.
SAVE THE SQUIBBLE, SAVE THE WORLD
There is some talent at this funeral.
Anyone know how I can get in on the hot young Kennedy family chick action?
kellydeal:
New Edition - Cool It Now
Ronnie,...
I FUCKING HATE MICROSOFT OUTOOK. OUTLOOK'S MOTHER...
Elephant shoes.
jaydensmommie:
(via mikemorrow)
Aww. Olive juice, too!
Alligator Food
CHIPOTLE SUCKS ELEPHANT ASS
If you want real mexican food, come to my place and I’ll cook some up for you.
AND I WON’T SUCK ELEPHANT ASS.
So I may try out this USTREAM thing
But someone is already signed up under the name squibble?? WTF
A voicemail from a single dude →
If you listen to anything ever at all, click the link and listen to the voicemails.
Are dudes really like this?
But what if Jack and George are lovers and Anne...
WHAT THEN??
katydidsays:
So, no tears in the hip, but I do have arthritis. But the even better news? The orthopedic surgeon said, “You’re going to have to have a hip replacement someday. It’s just a matter of how soon.” Awesome. Life is so fun!
Well, if you have ever had a dream to become Robocop, here’s the first step!
(there’s always a bright side, sometimes only a weird one though)
RIGHT NOW I'M LISTENING TO SOME SERIOUS SHIT
And I’m loving every minute of it.
LET'S DANCE, LET'S SHOUT
Shake your body down to the ground
If you preface your email with "Normally I don't...
it's clear to me now that if I ever want to find...
(via sokeri)
FELLATE is only 10 points in Scrabble, but worth a lot more in real life.
If you wanna be with me
Baby, there’s a...
FUCKYEAHCHICAGO
No really.
indefensible:
Because I am skinny, pasty, oh so very white, and have a lot of wrinkles that make it look like I must worry about the state of the world a great deal, people assume that I like very serious music.
No.
I hate serious music.
Pink Floyd? Terrible prog shitbagness.
Radiohead? Proof that white people can even suck the joy out of being rock stars.
Coldplay? Jesus, fuck, do you need...
