August 2009
Thanks!
I’m grateful for all you awesomely nice people sending me pictures and good wishes. :)
July 2009
One of my buddies gets no respect.
Kevin: I remember when I turned 21. My driver's license had the red background on the photo, and the license was good for another 6 mo. after my birthday. But TGI Friday's wouldn't accept the ID, because of the red background, even though the date CLEARLY indicated I was 21 by several weeks. I was pissed.
Me: They didn't care because being 21 didn't matter during Prohibition.
Cassie: haha Kevin went to TGI Friday's for his 21st birthday
Getting older sucks
Today I forgot my work laptop at home. And then while going to get it, I got burrito juice on my pants. NOT A EUPHEMISM
I hear memory and motor skills are the first to go.
FML
The answers to life's greatest questions...
Or at least the answers to the questions I was asked. Feel free to add a question.
justfantastic asked: I’ve been dying to ask you, WHY DON’T PEOPLE HAVE GILLS? I MEAN, REALLY. Seriously though, when are you coming to Maryland?
Well, if we all had gills then that would put the SCUBA gear people out of business and we all know...
Man I wouldn't mind getting with a chick who has...
That’s like God putting a sticker on her “NOW WITH 50% MORE”.
BONUS.
I know it should have been ARCSIN( ) instead of...
But I like to show that I, too, am human. And I am susceptible to my flaws and memory loss from all the acid I dropped in the late 60’s.
ALL ABOUT ME
I had a wonderful two days with two of my bestest friends toseethis and halfbakedidea. I wish it could be longer, but hopefully I’ll be making more trips to Chicago to visit them and all my other friends up there.
While I was out enjoying drinks and hot food, SHIT WENT DOWN.
JUST THE SAME WAY it has and will happen again in every other internet “community”. I don’t give a...
toseethis:
Michael Jackson - Rock With You
You...
In case you were guessing...
I’m watching The Karate Kid with toseethis.
Cause that’s what awesome people do.
toseethis:
Bel Biv Devoe - Dope!
Spendin the...
I would do some serious things to Gloria Estefan....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5shUacpm0E
(Embedding disabled by request sucks ass)
Gloria Estefan - Con Los Años Que Me Quedan
I should be shot.
I remember the way that we touched
I wish I didn’t like it so much
I get so emotional, baby
Every time I think of you
I get so emotional, baby AINT IT SHOCKING WHAT LOVE CAN DO
I'll hold the lock and you hold the key
I’ve had to work much harder than this For something I want, DONT TRY TO RESIST ME
Yeah, it's that kind of night...
Only when I’m dancing can I feel this free At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see I’m tired of dancing here all by myself Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
Oooh Breastfeeding. Pretty soon we will move on to...
Do you have any counter argument, Michele???
inthefade:
entropyas:
Does anybody else have a problem with people taking their posts (anywhere - tumblr, twitter, or facebook statuses) literally?
Stuff like answering rhetorical questions, telling me that my husband shouldn’t call me worthless, recommending sexist magazines, questioning my babies-are-like-dogs analogy.
I know it’s my problem and not theirs, but it bothers me that people...
My lips are just as sexy as the ones visible on my...
halfbakedidea:
Me, sitting at the desk in our suite, pretending to be some big-time CEO: SECRETARY! Send Mr. Johnson to my office, immediately. I SAID SEND MR. JOHNSON TO MY OFFICE!
BF, sitting on the couch, without even looking up: I’ve got a Johnson for your office.
Me: *headdesk*
And that’s why he’s my buddy.
Watchtoseethis:
i love you internet
MY PEOPLES IF YOU WITH ME WHERE YOU AT
Birthday Stats...
I am currently 11,681 days old. I share a birthday with Dean Cain, Wesley Snipes, and that chick who wrote those wizard novels that everyone is so fond of these days.
Reverend Stephen Love
THAT’S WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!
OMG Carmen
WTF IS THIS
https://twitter.com/followermonitor
https://twitter.com/monkeybutler18
Apparently they watch and when you unfollow someone, they tweet to let you and everyone else know that specifically YOU stopped following someone else.
How fucking passive agressive is that? It’s like getting up to leave church/class/work and then some idiot loudmouth screams out HEY STEPHENS LEAVING!!
BLOCKED.
“I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie Bruno, but there’s a scene there where...”
– Dr. Robert Goldberg, on health care reform
