things from some dude: Archive

Jul 1st

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Jul 1st

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My Nonsense

Sometimes I worry that I am too “flip” about things. But then I realize that some people are named Flip. And he probably wouldn’t like me using his name in that manner, and then I feel better. That is, until I realize that the word I’m thinking of is “flippant”.

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Somedays I wish I had six degrees of separation from insanity*. Hell I’d like at least 3 for now. *Not my own. I’m the good kind of insane.

Jun 30th

timestolen: harrisuz: inthefade: Let me tell you about Twinkies. I fucking hate them. And I’ve been called un-American for that. Everyone loves Twinkies, I’ve been told. Only communists hate them. Well slap a mustache on me and call me Trotsky, then. I’m a commie. Because I loathe Twinkies. I thought people who liked Twinkies were a myth! And all this time I’ve been endorsing Communist...

Jun 30th

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Jun 29th

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Are you an idiot? Take the test and let me know →

(via tams77) I have a version of this on the iPhone called The Moron Test. Quite frustrating. Although this one I take offense to, as it doesn’t take into account that all squares are rectangles as well.

Jun 29th

Apparently...

My follower list contains at least five (5) people that I have blocked. WHAT IS UP TWITTER?? I usually block people for any of the following reasons: if they have a URL in each tweet if they follow 1500 people and have 3 updates if they are ugly and/or strange looking if their background picture has an “online resume” of where you can find them on various other websites if in...

Jun 29th

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By the way, motherfuckers…

indefensible: I shall be watching your Last.fm top five lists and any Michael Jackson in there will go down on your permanent record. Take a look at mine. I expect my permanent record to be glittery on one side.

Jun 29th

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Thank you all

For putting up with my scenic picture and golf posts. I will return to your regularly scheduled nonsense shortly after my first drink.

Jun 29th

Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 27th

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4 out of 5 proctologists agree: algorithms are the...

(via atsween) Man I bet this blurb pissed off that 5th proctologist.

Jun 26th

Watch

davislove: I tried to find the edited version because all I really wanted was the song but here is the full length 9 minute version. The music actually starts at 3:30. One thing I took from this video is that Magic Johnson cannot act. Anyway this is my favorite MJ song. Love him or hate him, deal with it. Do you remember those special times? They’ll just go on and on in the back of...

Jun 26th

I know I’ve posted the Mark Ronson/Rhymefest...

Jun 26th

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Jun 26th

Watch

He made Thriller. (Gotta click through apparently, but it’s a Chappelle clip, so it’s worth it.)

Jun 26th

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Cardiac arrest?

tams77: We’ve just learned Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles … and we’re told it was cardiac arrest and that paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance.He was picked up at his home around 20 minutes ago — we’re told his mother is on the way to visit him. WAT

Jun 25th

My contribution for Sexy Sex Thursday… ...

Jun 25th

??

So is this Sanford Latin Booty shit is on Cinemax or something? Cause I’m bored and want to watch something. Any suggestions?

Jun 25th

My Talent

is making fun of people. It’s not a nice talent, and I rarely show it. But it’s real, and honest, and so much better than bragging that I am awesome in bed. Which I am, but I’m not bragging about it to a bunch of e-people.

Jun 23rd

Jun 22nd

Moo Vee

toseethis: There are trucks up and down my street setting up for a late night shoot of the “Nightmare on Elm Street” remake. I will be out there at 2am trying to get a picture with Jackie Earl Haley! I don’t know who Jackie Earl Haley is, but according to my calculations, that name is a 4.9/5 on the Serial Killer Scale.

Jun 22nd

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AND TO CLARIFY

My last post was not a slight at cat people, hamster people, or non-procreating people. I really don’t care what you choose to own as pets, be it felines, mini-gerbils, children, canines, or nothing at all. It’s your choice, and as long as you are happy with it, let no one tear apart your happiness.

Jun 22nd

None for me, thanks.

delgrosso: milkglassmao: I have never wanted children. I’ve always been the victim of the “you’ll change your mind when you get older[!]” line. You know what? I’ve never changed my mind. There is nothing wrong with the fact that I don’t want to procreate. People can make their own choices. I’m just sick of people assuming there’s something wrong with me, or that I’m so unschooled in the ways...

Jun 22nd

im firen meh peniz at yu!!

toseethis: halfbakedidea: (via toseethis) rated 1 star and flaged for stupid content you suck kunts if i sAw this guy i would punch him or kik him in the nuts that he doesnt have

Jun 22nd

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im firen meh peniz at yu!!

halfbakedidea: (via toseethis) rated 1 star and flaged for stupid content go fuck your cousin..

Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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Random YouTube Insult Generator →

toseethis: HOLY SHIT SHUP!! YOU ARE THE GAYYEST! PERSON EVER!! STOP MAKING THESE GAY FUCKING VIDEOS NOBODY LIKES YOU!! HOLY SHIT err i hate you thiss suckss balls. id stop iff i weree you.. I found the journey of the protagonist both humorous and enlightening. Just kidding. This video is nut sack sweat.

Jun 22nd

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