May 2009
Wee ooh wee ooh wee, wee ooh wee ooh wee, wee ooh...
justalittletaste:
squibble:
Like a cop car
I heard this for the first time this past weekend in my boyfriend’s sister’s car. Her boyfriend, trying to contain his laughter, asked if we had ever heard the song “Mrs. Officer.” He flipped it on and we sat there in stunned silence until the chorus hit. My ribs hurt after hearing that disaster of a “song.”
oh it’s not a good song. But it is...
Wee ooh wee ooh wee, wee ooh wee ooh wee, wee ooh...
girlmonkey:
squibble:
Like a cop car
See, I thought it was like The Time, but then I realized that would be “Oh wee oh wee oh.”
JUNGLE LOVE!
Wee ooh wee ooh wee, wee ooh wee ooh wee, wee ooh...
Like a cop car
I bet if I got Corn Pops to clump together I could...
baileygenine:
You laugh, but you know it would work.
I’m not laughing. I would buy two.
Heard Far Too Often
atsween:
“It’s so much easier to do X [where X is a job servicing Y] when we don’t have to deal with Y [a subset of humanity].”
I was told there would be no math.
“When I turn the hat around, its like a switch.”
– Lincoln Hawk
Yeah, it's pretty faggy of me
denvermbaguy:
But I just planted a garden full of veggies and herbs to make fresh marinara.
I AM SOOO EXCITED!
Maybe you can grow some cucumbers too!
The girlies by the college was lookin for a ride...
“Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black-tie...”
– Some dude from Yukon, OK
Innocent victims of Spit-Up-Gate (a running tally)
inthefade:
cleversimon:
The New American Oxford Dictionary
The Reserve Bank of Australia
The Founding Fathers
Appalachians
Apple, Inc.
Tractor-Trailer Palin or whatever the fuck they named that poor kid
The fact that, “permissible” or not, spit-up is oobie-woobie mummy-wummy baby talk that makes me want to pour molten lead in my ears, and if it’s not in the AP style guide next to...
“Body stronger than Bacardi
She’s the best of all the girlies in the party”
– Michael Bivins
Hey, beautiful lady…
Fuck “Sexy Sex...
JUST LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDERS HONEY
ooooooh
APPARENTLY I WAS BEAT
I had the idea, then went and played two games of foosball and came back to see I was beat!
http://stacey727.tumblr.com/post/110621155/here-are-some-kisses-delicious-chocolate-ones
Rethink your life choices
So there us some dude out there, whom I can merely imply “is from Ohio” and he will wake up at 3am because of it and will not be able to get back to sleep for an hour??
It’s nice to know that I can control a random dude’s life like that.
(sorry for not reblogging Erin, it’s too hard on the iPhone for long posts)
“If there was a problem, YO I’ll solve it”
– Robert Van Winkle
In leiu of the supposed *new* New Edition album...
Flower Friday
I gave my precious flower away in the mid 90’s, so I will not participate in this so called “flower friday”.
Although it is starting to grow back, so stay tuned.
FUCK MY LIFE
So I’ve been leaving the tv on for my dog so he doesn’t feel alone while I’m at work. I have been leaving it on Univision so that maybe he will learn Spanish. (Which apparently is a ludicrous idea, so I’ve been told. ;)
BUT I THINK ITS WORKING. Because this morning as I was taking him for his morning shit, I yelled at him “GO SLOW DOWN THE STAIRS YOU DUMB ASS...
Passive Agressiveness
I’m biting my tongue.
And yes I am doing it hypocritically.
