April 2009
“OMG I just had a boob in my mouth. It was awesome”
– Me (sometime in the 90’s, and I will not say which year)
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LOLLERCAUST
What do Jack Welch, Jessica Simpson and Michele (inthefade) have in common?
Apr 30th
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Listensniffyjenkins: This is for giromide - as you’ll...
Apr 29th
Statistics show that millions of people are dying →
(via halfbakedidea) OMG STOP THE PRESSES
Apr 29th
My first concerts
Is it a surprise? 1) Keith Sweat, Johnny Gill And BELL BIV DEVOE 2) Boyz II Men opening for MC Hammer. THAT’S RIGHT
Apr 29th
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THANKS insooutso →
I had a priapism and now I’m cured.
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Cheesiest Songs on my iTunes
halfbakedidea: I have so much music.  Picking out ALL the “Cheesy” songs would be too hard but I’ll highlight a few that I am seriously proud of: Britney Spears - Piece of Me (Jimbo Jones remix).  This remix of this song makes me run faster.  I love it.  I also love Britney Spears. The Bay City Rollers - Saturday Night.  S, A, T-U-R, D-A-Y...NITE! The Mashed Potatoes Song - Brak.  I have...
Apr 27th
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I hope your not ahmeninijad.
And I know that’s not how it’s pronounced. I’m really at a loss for this memememe.
Apr 27th
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ME
Just to clarify. I’m sure that most of you think I’m some sort of sad chap who listens sad love songs all the time and cries at sunsets and shit. I want to make it clear that I do NOT CRY AT SUNSETS AND SHIT.
Apr 27th
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ListenBeer 2, and yes you should be thankful this...
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
uh part 2
To answer the answers/questions/comments/burps. 1. ERIN and ROSS I don’t really understand Australianese, but I will need an address to send the hair. 2. davislove - thanks for the suggestion! But the dude/chick/alien hasn’t starred anything 3. Sokeri - I know I couldn’t get rid of you. I’ve tried. Multiple times. :) 4. eoporto - Yes it’s true. 5. porto_rock -...
Apr 26th
uh
I’m usually not internet paranoid or anything, but to the dude/chick who follows me, and apparently ONLY me, and only posted 3 times total, please make yourself known. No one likes creepiness. RELATED Can we BLOCK someone from following us?
Apr 26th
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Listeninthefade: This is for Squibble. It’s not a...
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FUCK THAT LAST BAR
It didn’t have boobs. And you know what else? It didn’t have waffles either. So I came home. Because while I don’t have boobs here, I do have waffles. Stephen +1
Apr 24th
This bar sucks FYI. And there’s earthquakes in Cali. :( bad night all around
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
Tumblr Wish List
srslainey: toldorknown: Once I’ve answered a question post, let me see answers from others in my Dashboard as they are submitted, like the current treatment of answers to my questions. Provide a viewing option the shows only question posts that I’ve answered. Using show/text/by/everyone helps, but a purpose built view would be nice. That’s all, really, but a list with only two entries is a...
Apr 23rd
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Another Reason To Hate
stacey727: Below is an e-vite I recieved this morning from my husband’s sister. She has absolutely no manners or grace. You are all invited to Mother’s Day Brunch/Hannah’s Birthday Party on May 10th At the New Residence TinkerBell Festivities will begin at 11:00a.m. Please contact me with items you will be bringing**** Can’t wait to see you all! ****you invite me to a party, then...
Apr 23rd
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Tweeting Too Hard dot com →
halfbakedidea: cleversimon: “It’s kind of the anti-favrd.” Awesome. Because there isn’t enough backbiting negativity on Twitter already. Heehee.  I just thought the site was funny.  I don’t even use favrd, but everyone’s been talking about that “Birdhouse” thing and I guess they are related, so here’s a little yin for the yang. Some of those are top notch LOLZ
Apr 23rd
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WatchWatch
OMG I tumblrd the lyrics to this song the a couple days back and NOW I FOUND A SOCK PUPPET VIDEO.
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Apr 22nd
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Follow Wednesday whatever day I feel like.
I would like to promote my good buddies who are on Twitter/Tumblr. This includes mainly people who I’ve drank with. Not Fark people because that list is a little too long. NOT IN ANY ORDER AND IF I LEFT YOU OUT THEN YOU SHOULD BE A BETTER FRIEND AND GET ME A HOOKER AND BOOZE (Also this is only Chicago peeps and one who WILL be a Chicago peep soon) @TheOGDirtball - New to twitter, but he is...
Apr 22nd
I don't know why I'm on an acoustic kick lately...
even though we ain’t go money I’m so in love with ya honey and everything will bring a chain of love and in the mornin when I rise you bring a tear of joy to my eyes and tell me everything’s gonna be alright I’ll make up for these lyrics with something funny later.
Apr 22nd
Hey wow, Flight Control was done by some Melbourne... →
(via indefensible) FUCK THAT GAME. And seriously, who says “SMASHING!” when I’m trying to land planes? BACKWARDS AUSSIES.
Apr 22nd
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I'm doing this cause I can't sing at work...
It happens all the time This crazy love of mine Wraps around my heart Refusing to unwind oooh oooh crazy love aaaahhh ahhhh
Apr 21st
oh trust me I'm just this annoying in person...
You are the sun, You are the rain That makes my life this foolish game You need to know, I love you so And I’d do it all again and again Woah, woah, woah, yeah yeah…
Apr 21st
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