April 2009
March 2009
Is this ok?
I am pretending that all of these secret tweets are about me. If that’s not cool then let me know and I will stop admitting that I am pretending about stuff.
If You Sync Up Obama’s Lies With Pink Floyd’s... →
Fox News is comparing the Democrat-run Washington to the mob.
TO THE FUCKING MOB
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.
“BIG WOW ARTICLE from November 5, 1999.
”I think we will look back in 10...”
– CONGRESS PASSES WIDE-RANGING BILL EASING BANK LAWS - The New York Times
More women needing cash go from jobless to topless... →
FINALLY A POSTITIVE NEWS STORY
OMG Bride Stories (via @MrsHands who finds stupid... →
So your whole wedding, to you, is about being spun around for your first dance with a dude named after chinese food or sushi.
And THEN you wait until the last minute, placing your hopes on learning how to dance on the day BEFORE your wedding.
And then you have snot dripping from your nose.
WHAT THE FUCK.
“What’s a good example of a disruptive company? Why, Twitter, which...”
– Even Facebook Employees Hate the Redesign [Facebook]
'Put It On A Hook' A Rap Video Featuring Mario,... →
LOLZ
Finger written comment on a dirty car… →
Best thing I’ve seen lately: “I wish my wife was this dirty.”
LOOOL
Lady Gaga Is Effervescent [Snap Judgment] →
THERE IS NO FASHION ONLY ZUUL
“BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF...”
– Self Published Book on Amazon. $135 (US) in case you were wondering, and I’m sure you are. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425992609/ref=cm_rdp_product
Android sales to outstrip iPhone by '12? →
This is like comparing Apples to Oranges.
ANDROID IS AN OPERATING SYSTEM NOT A FUCKING PHONE
While it is great and cool and googley, IT IS NOT A PHONE BUT MERELY THE SOFTWARE THAT RUNS ON IT.
This is not based on my bias because I have an iPhone, but I fucking HATE stupid headlines, about as much as I hate “market researchers”. HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN 4...
16 arrested in fight at nonviolence concert →
I don’t think I could have any commentary better than what the headline actually is.
“the kids came up and bum rushed my H2 and stole my bag out of the back seat and...”
– A buddy of mine. Dude gives me the LOLZ on a daily basis.
