December 2009
In response to En Vogue's Hold On... →
For toosweet4rnr and davislove.
YES I HAVE ACE OF BASE LEAVE ME ALONE
http://spratt.tumblr.com/post/263981957/im-wearing-... →
spratt:
I’m wearing this and nothing else. Two can play at that game, Dr. Kubicek.
Which reminds me, tomorrow is FIDDY CENT WINGS TUESDAY.
Without the crocs, of course.
November 2009
So, here's what's next:
halfbakedidea:
Wednesday Night Cloudy with a 20 percent chance of snow. Lows in the upper 20s. Thursday Cloudy with flurries likely and a chance of light snow. Highs in the mid 30s. Chance of measurable precipitation 30 percent. Thursday Night and Friday Mostly cloudy. A chance of flurries. Lows in the mid 20s. Highs in the upper 20s. ...
Please help me name this song
yhf:
fuiru:
I’ve had this song in my head for days now, I’m trying to think what it’s called but I can’t. I can only remember a few of the lyrics, too. It’s on the tip of my tongue! Argh! Someone out there must know it. The parts I remember go like this:
Something something something trouble, something something something, something something wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it...
Visualization of Layoffs by County →
lindstifa:
Heartbreaking.
Wow.
Why does Tumblr want to know my location??
And I bet the eventual downfall of our society will be traced back to those god-awful godaddy commercials.
FML
Fell asleep at 6:30.
Woke up now.
Nothing on but Byron Allen.
You're lookin kinda lonely girl
Would you like someone new to talk to
Ah yeah
Alright
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND
Ok, so I'm on to Southern Comfort
Because Captain Jesus Morgan just wants to tease me.
HOW CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME STANDIN
Alone in a world that’s so cold
I never meant to cause you any pain
I may live tweet this Purple Rain movie.
I’ve never heard of it before. I don’t know who’s in it.
But I may be seductively licking my fingers and crawling on the floor as I type this.
@squibbleLT
I think in addition to fortune cookies, we should have Fortune Pumpkin Pies.
This pumpkin pie that I have on my counter has a fortune that reads.
“YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH IN STEPHEN’S TUMMY.”
I'm buzzing now.
About to watch a movie. Don’t know which one yet. Any suggestions for the theme of movie to choose? It has to be something I have or something on Netflix Instant Play.
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Also, I talk to myself a lot.
"Oh, he went to Jared"
No, crazy people I had two quarters and lucked out at the candy/jewlery machine.
FUCK JARED
– me. right now. hating on the Jared commercials.
Its Saturday night and people are posting pictures...
toseethis:
I am having flashbacks
I’m sending you a chorizo picture now.
RIP TASTY NACHOS
FML
I ate a blow pop today and it tore up my mouth and I just ate wings and now it hurts.
I’m gonna have to kill the pain with more ice cold beer.
HE is from Mars sometimes.
(In the grocery store)
Me: I'm going to get some sweet potatoes. How many should I get?
Him: Eh, get however many you want. I don't really like them.
Me: Aw, they're good!
Him: Yeah, I dunno, probably just a childhood thing. Never really liked the way my mom cooked them. I'm sure they're fine, I just don't really care for them.
Me: No prob, I'll just get two for me.
(further down the produce aisle)
Him: Ooh, baby spinach. (puts bag into cart)
Me: You really like spinach.
Him: Yeah, another childhood thing.
Me: Your mom made good spinach?
Him: No. Popeye.
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I like these two people.
YOU WOULD SEE THE BIGGEST GIFT WOULD BE FROM ME
And the card attached would say,
THANK YOU FOR BEIN A FRIEND