November 2009
According to my calculations, I am buzzed.
GOOODNIGHT PEOPLES
Uhh
Yelp didn’t help me worth SHIT. So I’m chillin at Buffalo Wild Wings on the University of Virginia campus. Not a bad place.
And they put the Sooner game on for me. WORD.
October 2009
So if you walk into an applebees in VA find the second saddest dude there, ask him to buy you a beer, and/or have sex with you, or share a dessert, amd OH YEAH tell him to stop looking at this chick with amazing cleavage because she’s bound to see him staring.
YES IM AT APPLEBEES AGAIN.
But at least I’m not the lonely dude playing video poker at the end of the bar.
Wait. I’m tumbling.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU….
I’m tired.
I’ve been putting in 12 hour days.
I am working tomorrow.
DO NOT JUGDE ME FOR YAWNING, MR APPLEBEES BAR CUSTOMER.
Can you keep a secret?
So can I.
lulz
Walrus masturbation is what I call rubbing one out...
I really should have a filter for what I say or type.
davislove:
I must be honest with you babe (just...
I'm working but kinda bored
If you can’t tell already.
SEKRIT MESSAGE TUMBLR POST
I am now chomping on a steak that can only be described as “Serious”.
Sorry for the play by play buy it’s either you guys or a local named Frank who has bursitis.
I need someone to support my caucus.
ifyouknowwhatimean
sooo sorry
OH YEAH
I would like to very much thank halfbakedidea and toseethis for putting me up for two nights in Chicago. We drank quite a bit on Saturday, were zombified for Sunday.
Oh and at no point did we ever see a limo, so it’s pretty strange that I would tweet about seeing a limo.
Next time I make my way up to Chicago, I’ll make it a longer trip, and give more planning so that I can see peeps.
Great Day!
I flew into Baltimore, met up with a friend for lunch, then drove through Washington DC, which I hope to call home around 2024 or so, and then I drove through rural northern Virginia.
The countryside was sooo awesome. The trees were changing, there were picket fences all over the place, it was picturesque. IT WAS LIKE DRIVING THROUGH A PUZZLE.
I feel like the freckled dude from Bedazzled who...
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
I just passed The White House
I am not ashamed to admit
that I listen to a certain history podcast based on the cuteness of the girls’ voices.
And of course learning about history is cool too.
Hi Phoenix. I’ll be all up in yo bizness for...
Chicago, I'm on my way. Please be showered and...
This is not without issues though, as I missed my first flight. Luckily the next available flight was not fully booked, so I was able to make the change at the counter for no additional charges.
YAY ME.
toosweet4rnr:
Prince and the Revolution - Let’s...
FUCK YEAH
I travel out to Chicago tomorrow to spend time with friends, including toseethis, and halfbakedidea. There is a housewarming party on the agenda for the early afternoon, and then a drinking competition friend’s get together later in the evening.
Sunday will be filled with painkillers, good food, more drinks and football watching.
Monday, I’ll be heading out to Northern VA, for a week...
Because I feel like posting my favoritest song...
Planck was a poser.
2.7182818284… Euler was the shit.
toosweet4rnr:
squibble:
I bought a sweater.
Sweet. I see you’re going for the Alex P. Keaton look.
NICE. I hadn’t even thought of Alex P Keaton! But YES.
